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starbucks sex is when 2 people get it on in a starbucks bathroom while holding drinks and the barista watches it all go down
harry and nicole had starbucks sex last tuesday at 7a.m. before work
by aflack127spam November 13, 2011
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Starbucks' Gut

The small amount of pudge that is formed when people, (especially adolescent females) indulge too frequently in high-fat Starbucks' drinks. Is usually visible through clothing as a small bump in the lower abdominal region.
I drank so many White Chocolate Mocchas that I have a Starbucks' Gut.
by lucid0bscurity June 6, 2010
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starbucks liberal

A self-proclaimed intellectual who is proud to associate themselves with
the liberal left but, upon inspection, is really moderate or even conservative.
Megan won't date Republicans but really loves her Chevy Suburban SUV. She's a classic Starbucks liberal.
by Winston Fung July 20, 2006
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starbucks

A chain that sells coffee and other coffee based products.
I went to Starbucks and got coffee. Got a problem?
by Nick-O-Last September 26, 2006
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Starbucks

Starbucks is a spectacular coffee-shop located in nearly every city in the United States. It is the fastest growing coffee related company in existance, and it's my personal favorite place to sit back, relax, hang out with some friends, and enjoy my favorite cup of coffee. Because of the wide variety available there, it isn't hard to go there and get something new and original from you coffee. Personally, I'm not sure why so many people dislike Starbucks so much, but I would love to hear why.
Server: Hello and Welcome to Starbucks! What would you like today?
Me: I would like a Frap' Java Chip, please.
Server (Usually about 20): Okay. One moment please.

This is an example of how the service at Starbucks is friendly and inviting
by Christophe Julien December 7, 2006
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Starbucks

A frielndly corporation that may charge too much for coffee but takes good care of their employees,customers, community,and the enviroment. Part-time employees receive full medical benefits when our government can't figure out how to give the rest of americans affordable healthcare. Last time I checked corporations like Enron are the evil ones. Gas and electric companies are the fat bastards sitting on tons on money and charging us crap loads of money to stay warm in the winter. Peoople choose to go to Starbucks and spend $4.00 on a latte. I can't choose to not have electricity or gas.
Starbucks donates all it's day old pastries to local homeless shelters.
by megmeg March 13, 2007
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Starbucks Close

A non-exact unit of measurement used to describe the distance between two places that are convienently close to each other. Derived from the fact that Starbucks coffee shops are built so close together, the distance between one Starbucks and the next is incredibly short.
Person 1: "This house party sucks. Let's hit up that bar on Main, find some sluts."

Person 2: "Is it close by here?"

Person 1: "Oh, dude, super close."

Person 2: "How close?"

Person 1: "Like, Starbucks Close."

Person 2: "Fuck it, let's roll."
by Shullie February 7, 2010
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