A stop sign (stäp sīn) is a useless decorative red octagon that is placed to make the intersection appear less empty. A stop sign is useless as neither we cyclists or motorists really come to complete stops. Being a complete waste of brake pads and energy, these useless octagonal ornamentation serves little to no real purpose in life other than government-issued annoyance.
New driver: complete stop at the stop signs
me: there's no cars in this intersection, go right though it to get that Strava KOM.
me: there's no cars in this intersection, go right though it to get that Strava KOM.
by Knmagor March 29, 2024
Get the Stop signsmug. Good day to you sir and or ma'am! Say, would you mind handing me one of those stop sign button twisty stick holders please? I'm trying to fasten these two items together and merge them as one through this drilled hole. I just pass the stop sign button twisty stick holder through the hole and they merge as one
by Granola thug August 2, 2022
Get the Stop sign button twisty stick holdermug. A high school student ( most likely a girl) that will lick your butthole for a nic rip. Will also give BJs to gargle your balls.
“Did you hear that Emily licked that guys butthole for a nic rip?” “God, she’s such a Stop Sign Slut”
by david’s left nut February 19, 2022
Get the Stop Sign Slutmug. A sign most prevalent in Metro Detroit, notably Dearborn, West Bloomfield, and Warren, where one can coast straight through a stop sign without stopping. With climate change eminent, momentum lost leads to an ever increasing carbon footprint. The Chaldean stop sign is a massive time saver, and a great boost to local businesses.
Mahmud was in a rush to pick up his Cigarette order at Sam's Club in Dearborn Heights. He looked both ways and blew right through a stop sign, right as a State Trooper gave him a thumbs up along with an approving grin. We must all be thankful for the implementation of the Chaldean Stop Sign, the true pride point of Michigan, unlike the infamous Michigan Left Turn, which is really a Boulevard Left turn. Anyways. . . Yella Yella Habibi, We pay for whole road we use whole road!!
by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023
Get the Chaldean Stop Signmug. by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017
Get the Putting traffic lights at my stop signmug.