Tit to stomach ratio

Tits should be bigger than the stomach on a woman and smaller than the stomach on a man

The tit to stomach ratio is way off

by Mr Oooo Weee July 19, 2019

stomach hands

A term used to describe someone who mistreats things and/or breaks things often. Everything they touch turns to crap (hence STOMACH hands). Could be used in lieu of butterfingers.

If you give your friend a ride, don't let them slam the door. They have such stomach hands!

You shouldn't wash the dishes tonight. I don't want your stomach hands breaking my new china set.

Aww, crap! You broke the remote already? Get your stomach hands away from my things!

by SneakySocks June 27, 2005

stomach pounder

It is actually Pop Rocks and Coke. It was a term used in the late 70's and early 80's

Mom can I have a stomach pounder and coke.

by Trufaith July 26, 2014

Stomach Pussy

The rolls of a fat women's stomach that crease right around her belly button.

that girl last night was so fat, i mistakenly fucked her stomach pussy instead of her actual pussy!!

by Evackuate February 24, 2011

stomach abortion

The product of taking too many laxatives.

You: Ugh, last week Leslie gave me candy with peanut butter in it, even though she knows I'm allergic.

Your Friend: Are you serious?!!! What did you do?

You: I left the nastiest little stomach abortion in her kitchen sink while she was on vacation. I bet it totally stinks by now.

by JRoselburger21 January 19, 2009

stomach stew

Barf in the noun form, not the act.

How do you know he threw up?
Because there's his stomach stew!

by runningriot April 27, 2006

Hangover Stomach

After a night of drinking and feeling really hungry, you order food, take two bites and are full for hours.

I was so hungry I ordered the dinner size at lunch time, had two bites and realized i was suffering from hangover stomach. Meh

by Thanston July 24, 2010