pine stapler

When a female shaves her pubes and it grows back a few days later with spikey stubble resembling pine fur.

Me: “How did things go with that girl you took home last night?”

Friend: “Not good man, she had a pine stapler.”

by saigonsally February 18, 2018

Reed City Stapler

The act of propping your own or somebody else's testicles onto a table and smashing them with your fist.

After Jimmy busted in the poker game, he proceeded to conduct a Reed City Stapler onto his own set of family jewels.

by Jimmy Crackedcorn November 7, 2009

Stapler

A cute down to earth girl who will click with you like a stapler clicks things together

Dude shes such good stapler material.

by RoseOfHola July 27, 2010

pittsburgh stillers

The best damn team in all the land. Not one football team in the entire NFL can compare to the 5 time Super Bowl Champions. With players such as Roethlisberger, Hines "57" Ward, Joey "the Boot" Porter, Troy "I love to crack skulls and let my gorgeous black hair fly through the wind" Polamalu, there is no question as to why Pittsburgh has the best football team. We have what we like to call "Steeler Nation." Every road game is a home game, there are Steeler Bars in every city. Take a look at Super Bowl XL, over 75% of the fans there were Steeler fans, waving their terrible towels in which the Good Lord Myron Cope brought into this world (thank you Myron and God Bless). The Stillers have earned their 5th Super Bowl ring this year, now tied with the horrendous 49ers and the Dallas Cowgirls for the most. We have the single greatest coach, coming up on his 14th consecutive year with the Steelers and we have the single greatest owners: The Rooney's. Most importantly, we Steeler fan are the greatest fans on earth (stated on the 2006 ESPY's). We do not jump on the bandwagon, we do not love any other team besides our steelers, and if someone says he does, then he is not a true steeler fan. Lastly, we are home to two great things: Heinz ketchup and Iron City beer, what more could we ask for?!

"So who you rootin for this year?"
"WHO DO YOU THINK? THE PITTSBURGH STILLERS YOU FUCKIN IDIOT!"

If you ain't a Steeler fan, you ain't shit!

Fuck Cleveland!

by da biggest Steeler fan September 7, 2008

Stapler

When two men connect their foreskins together via a piercing.

Still a little sore last night when Justin started tugging while we were doing a stapler.

by Stormro April 3, 2015

Stipper

a verb to mean the act of throwing glitter while receiting the alphabet

I like to stipp every now and then.
Dang it, I've run out of glitter to Stipp with.
I AM A STIPPER

by STIPPER909 August 2, 2011

Stipper

Being extremely attractive, hotter than all Hell, so damn fine.

Josh was lookin' so stipper the other day when we were hittin' it

by mEgGeRz November 23, 2003