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No federal statute indicates an American citizen living and working in one of the fifty states is liable for the federal income tax.
by Jon Davis January 14, 2004
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statutory rapesgiving

An act committed during thanksgiving break when older college students from across the country go back home, attend high school parties, party harder than all the other adolescents, and end up railing the JV high school cheer captain.
GDI 1: Did you hear about joe?
GDI 2: You mean about what he did during thanksgiving break?
GDI 1: Ya, he took the sophomore class president to poundtown
GDI 2: Typical statutory rapesgiving
by mr. chewbacca 5000 November 26, 2010
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Statutory

When a 17 year old said yes ....
by Zombiesafterme August 17, 2018
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Statutory ape

What a pedophile might say when referring to assaulting a hairy minor.
-"I like em' young and hairy call that Statutory ape."
-"The only thing I'm calling is the fucking cops!"
by Crackhead Professor January 20, 2022
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statuatory ape

hey dawg, that shit is totally 100% alabama statuatory ape!

dude, i got that statuatory ape all over my taco.
by bucnasty. April 29, 2010
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satutory rape

Not rape in the traditional sense.It is where a dude jacks off and jizzes all over a woman,thoroughly saturating her.
My girlfriend threaten to have me arrested for satutory rape just because I busted my eggs in her hair.i
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
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STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS

{stat – ute - uv - lim – i – tay – shuns}:
The agreement, usually nonverbal and not always legally formalized, that occurs between husband and wife shortly after (before?) marriage. It lays out his limitations. Following are some standard clauses (No, not Nicholas or Martha):

1. Football Limitation: 1 day per week
2. Guys Night Out Limitation: 1 night per month
3. Trash Detail Limitation: NONE. Husbands are always on trash detail
4. Bikini Ogling Limitation: NEVER unless it’s the wife in the bikini - Or you’re certain she’ll never find out
5. Alcohol Intake Limitation:

a. 1 glass wine daily with dinner

b. 1 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football

c. Exception: 2 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football if you

have a buddy over or the wife is feeling generous.

d. 2 large glasses expensive champagne – 1 time/year on anniversaries
According to the Statute of Limitations you can't go to the bar tonight with Fred. It's my dinner night!
by Androlian February 6, 2014
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