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Statusjunkie

People who make status updates every hour on Facebook or Twitter or any other social network.
He's tweeting about the color of his underwear again.

He's such a statusjunkie!
by Rollergal September 3, 2009
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status orgasmicus

A multi-orgasmic state in which each orgasm occurs immediately after the previous one resulting in a non-stop orgasm. Usually occurs only in women.
She is capable of status orgasmicus.
by markb1121 December 4, 2009
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Status Shark

a person who has to comment on everything on facebook even if they do not know you.
by Chode45 July 4, 2010
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statusing

(v.) the act of updating one's facebook status, often more than once in a short period of time.
Kelly was statusing during the entire Super Bowl. He would've gotten more out of just watching the game.
by mugolf February 24, 2011
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AP Statistics

The class that uninformed students take in attempt to avoid AP Calculus.
Students begin the year with high hopes, learning about simple probability distributions and elementary data calculations. Around the time the "oh, I don't need to try in this class" attitude sets in, the course picks up and students are slammed with the first difficult concept of the course: Proprties of Linear Regression. While many students can handle this unit, many fall behind and begin contemplating suicide. As the class progresses into Experimental Design and probability models, students are overwhelmed with continuous stress and tears. The concepts are too abstract and students may begin feeling as though the work is pointless. Around this time, they give up.
Shortly after the giving up phase, the class takes a turn to the topic of Inference, which no one actually knows anything about because everyone's sleeping. Confidence Intervals and T-Tests are emphasized. The dreaded Chi-Square tests end the course before the halting AP Exam, and the students are pounded with THE most difficult and grueling AP Examination offered and again get a final taste of how hopeless they really are. After the AP Exam, AP Stats students generally fall to become depressed because this class has quite frankly screwed up their minds. They begin noticing flaws in data all around the world and can't fathom exactly WHY they care.. they have been brainwashed by the one, and the only.. AP Stats.
Jake: Hey dude why are you so down?

Ryan: I just got out of AP Statistics class. Today we did Confidence Intervals for the difference of two proportions and my mind's in a whirl and I can't stop thinking about how my suicide will effect the standard deviation of the US life expectancy.. And the spread of the districution will become skewed right and...

Jake: (interrupts) .....
by MoonWonder May 19, 2010
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status quo

It is very easy to change the status quo.
by marooned January 22, 2005
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staties

Common slang for "state trooper" used in the New England area, especially Massachusetts.
I was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in my Lamborghini.
by ike August 15, 2004
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