Starbitchery

The lacklustre, unhappy, or otherwise incompetent customer service sometimes experienced at Starbucks. This includes baristas losing one's order, being visibly annoyed by requests like 'no foam' or 'extra hot', and audible griping between employees behind the counter.

"That barista just told me, "We can't make your drink right now. The machine is spilling water everywhere", and stared blankly like she had no next course of action. What starbitchery."

"The service here is so slow. Where are their staff? This is starbitchery."

"Let's not go to the Starbucks at 78th and Lex. It's just rampant starbitchery."

Barista: "I can't steam soy without foam."

by adayatthecircus July 10, 2012

StarBitch

A girl or boy (stereotypically the white race) who is obsessed with Starbucks, like that "Heres. The Motherfucking. Tea" girl, who pretty much started this trend of StarBitches

Wow, I've been watching alot of tik toks lately, and most tik tok stars are starbitches.

by Tetsuya Shikourui June 11, 2019

Starbite

The miniature version of a star, used as slang and not a scientific term. Is used to describe a diminutive star and is an adjective as it is a word used to describe a noun.

“When viewing a meteor shower you might be fortunate enough to view a Starbite passing by; however, it is not very common.”

by Yukc0 March 21, 2022

wannabe starbitch

someone who wants to be famous/popular and thinks that he/she is good at anything

She says she's good at singing. But I know she's not. She is one of those wannabe starbitches that she thinks she can be better than anyone else

by jkoss2654 October 22, 2025

staubitz

a man with a very loving personality he normaly has a great self of being an will make ne girl melt
he may have a first name of john or derek both of which will be very sexy
u love this guy more than words an he can be afraid of the age differance between someone if it is more than 3 or 4 years but eventually he will come around an ask u out very very loving

most lkly to fall for an amanda or ashley...

girl1: omg i luv when we talk his words r so full of knowledge i love him
girl2: staubitz is mine dont even think about him
girl1: but i do 24/7
girl2: OoOo
girl1: yea

by samatha amanda richardo February 28, 2009

Stabbity

adj., to be sharp and possibly used to stab. OR n. Dangerous, threatening object with pointy origin/devices.

"She grinned as she grabbed a stabbity fork and began to stalk forward." OR "She grabbed the stabbity and I started to run."

by DescarteZ October 4, 2009

starlit synopsis

A word used to notify fellow passengers in a car that the police are near.

As I was driving with my hoodlems who were chiefing on some supa dupa I noticed a cop posted up the street so I screamed starlit synopsis to give them time to toss the finely rolled herb.

by yungpeezy07 November 14, 2011