by Pseudophamine February 28, 2020
Get the Stapler mug.A device Usually used to connect papers together, but, it is also commonly know as the puppet that replicates your boss when your reharsing for what you will say when you tell your boss your quitting your job. they also look like a pokemon.
boss: last night I caught jeff playing with staplers
co-worker: what did you do?
boss: I fired him, but he said "Sweet relive..." and then ran out of the office singing some song in german.
co-worker: what did you do?
boss: I fired him, but he said "Sweet relive..." and then ran out of the office singing some song in german.
by tacogamer007 April 18, 2018
Get the Staplers mug.by hootyhooot February 18, 2017
Get the tape stapler mug.The stapler that Milton Waddams holds dearly, he set the building on fire when it was taken from him.
by RevoBumblebee March 22, 2020
Get the Red Swingline Stapler mug.by shootingstaplerinlift April 5, 2021
Get the shooting stapler in a lift mug.The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.
“Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”
“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”
“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”
by Marilyn Williams September 7, 2022
Get the Stapler Test Moment mug.Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)
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