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Skankopath

One who is intentionally and psychotically skanky; who deliberately seeks out skanky clothes, skanky friends, and skanky boys; who has a hidden skank agenda and follows an aggressive skank mentality. See also skank.
She bought that little school girl uniform specifically to wear to her Aunt's wedding, because she knew her ex-boyfriend Snake and his friends would be there. What a skankopath!
by The Jenkins Sisters February 1, 2007
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skankology

Rebecca teaches Skankology because she's the best at being a skank.
by Anonymous1989349343 March 13, 2009
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Sexican Standoff

A stalemate between you and your significant other when you both want to have sex, but neither wants to do all the work.
My husband and I wanted to have sex last night, but we were both too tired. It was a serious Sexican Standoff.
by Amarillo Bird August 25, 2013
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Mask Stank

A condition of hopeless respiratory Pandemic unpreparedness has required many people, even healthcare workers, to continuously re-use otherwise disposable Personal Protective Equipment. Unfortunately, the INNER surface of protective face masks have a tendency to become heavily soiled by saliva, sputum, food particles, nasal secretions and other decomposing bio-active materials.
Oh, man. I've been wearin' this N95 for two weeks now and I just can't stand it!
Dude, you got the Mask Stank! Just turn it inside out...that's what you do with your underwear. Right?
by YAWA May 2, 2020
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Wet Stank

Wet Stank is an up incoming rapper from the 815. He has yet to release his debut single, but the hype surrounding him is amazing. The cover art for his single has been revealed and the title of it is, "Wet Stank Wonder." Everyone is trying to peer pressure Wet Stank into releasing his single, but he has very big plans for his debut. By the time you are reading this the single may already be out and will definitely be on YouTube if it is. Wet Stank is definitely going to make a huge impact on the 815 rap scene.
Have you heard the new Wet Stank song?

Wait, what? He finally dropped the song? I have to listen to it right now.
by lilcj69 January 15, 2021
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Going to Stanford

Generally used to describe urination; however, "going to Stanford" is increasingly popular as a euphemism for defecation.

Origin: Conceived as a method to simultaneously mock the concept of school rivalry and show distaste for opponents of increasing social welfare, "going to Stanford" received pop culture status after acts bearing its name were committed at the university's graduate school of business in 2007.
"Sometimes I think kidney stones are God's punishment for those who take going to Stanford for granted."
by treehuggerno1 January 6, 2008
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san francisco standoff

When two adult heterosexual males grab each other’s genitalia in an attempt to see who can tolerate the groping the longest.
Moondog had a San Francisco Standoff with his publisher in the movie “The Beach Bum”.
by LoveJuice November 4, 2020
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