Manly Stanley

When you poke an unsuspecting person in one of their eyes with your erect penis.

"John was watching a movie the other night and I gave him a manly stanley. He was pretty pissed off."

by 4gprizzle February 24, 2009

Hillside Strangler

Slang term for the westernmost interchange on the Eisenhower Expressway (I-290) in Chicago. Three lanes of Interstate 290 narrow to two and three lanes of Interstate 88 narrow to one, to form three lanes of the Eisenhower. The "strangling" effect of merging two three-lane freeways into one three-lane freeway often creates huge traffic jams, thus its notoriety as the "hillside strangler."

There was no traffic at all, 'cept for the usual backup at the hillside strangler.

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

paul stanley

the most amazing lead singer!
KISS RULES
sure Gene can be arrogant at times, but that doesnt give you an excuse to attack Paul, because Paul is an amazing man!

Paul Stanley can sing like no other man in the entire world!

by UNCLE JACK! November 2, 2005

Stanky stanley

When a man or woman rubs his or her extremely stinky crotch on your shoulder / neck and you can't get rid of the smell no matter what you try.

I woke up last night to that Ally rat bitch Miller trying to give me a Stanky Stanley. Never pass out around Miller.

by CryptiCreature April 19, 2017

Seatbelt Strangle

A seatbelt strangle is when your seatbelt decides not to let you free, and every time you try and move so it loosens, it only gets tighter. Ususally this occurs when you try and loosen the seatbelt aaalll the way, to the point where it wont go any farther-the belt will slide back into place, and suddenly you find that you wont be able to lean forward. Because of this trapped feeling, you start to panic and hyperventilate and soon need the help of another to unbuckle you, and save you from the Seatbelt Strangle hold.

Afterward you are ususally exhilarated and happy that you defeated an inanimate object and escaped the clutches of teh Seatbelt Strangle.

passenger: (pulls seatbelt to full extent) AhHHHHH!!! help! The seatbelt has got me! i cant move!!!
passenger 2: I'll save you!
passenger 1: AAAHHHH!! quick, i cant breath!
Passenger 2: (unbuckles belt)
passenger 1: thanks man, you totally saved my life.
Passenger 2: yeah, that was one heavy-duty seatbelt strangle you were in.

by TherealWaldo May 27, 2009

stanley steamboat

When you take a dump while floating on water, (river, lake, pond, pool) and you throw the turd to the person across from you in another raft and it sticks

Jeff- "John wtf are your doing"
John- "Taking a shit"
Jeff-"ha ha, better not stanley steamboat me"
John- John shits, picks it up throws it at Jeff's raft and it sticks, "You just got stanley steamboated"

Jeff-"i hate when i get stanley steamboated"

by Catlin Ball April 14, 2010

Stanley

Stanley the most calmest cuttest sweetest nicest funniest guy you'll ever meet. He knows how to treat and look out or take care of best friends and people.He's talented with what he does and a bit weird. You can trust him with everything and he'll help you out as much as possble. He's one of those ppl you just want to be bestfriends with him and soemtimes he doesnt know wat he's doing. Take me word he's the best hugger out there and loves to cuddle. He always goes out with friends but always makes sure he has time for someone he likes. He acts stupid in the funiest ways. His hair is so amazing like you just want iht ppl love touchin it and cant stop loving it take my word for it. If you meet him your one of the luckiest persons out there even though you think he's shy and quiet and wont talk or sumdum shyt he did to you. you wont regret having him if you come across one of him make sure you never lets go he's amazing just make sure its the rite Stanley

Wat the efff r u doin stanley. Stanley: nutin calm down be chill jeez

by littlesomthingfromallofUS<3 June 29, 2010