Jing Standard

A standard of excellence defined by efficiency, logic and confidence. One must possess a critical mindset as well as an eye for attractiveness. Those who follow the Jing Standard are strong leaders, often intimidating those around them by instilling anxiety.

The prestige associated with the Jing Standard is highly superior, easily surpassing that of outdated systems.

Guy 1: Man, my boss is sooooo Jing Standard.

Guy 2: No wonder your company is doing so well.

by ikki May 9, 2013

Community Standards

Often arbitrary and nonsensical overbearing "rules" created and constantly changed by basement dwellers to take revenge on the world for always getting picked last at sports or the prom. Added to and made more oppressive weekly, or whenever the moderators run out of hot pockets.

Hey, that meme you posted was really Funny! Too bad you violated "Community Standards". 30 day ban.

by Jonesy Shwemes December 29, 2020

Standard Issue Non-Conformist

I'm sure you already know what this term means, maybe even from experience. If not, it is the Safety Pinned Patches on Overwhelmingly Dark Clothing look, also called emo or goth, but usually lacks originality. This doesn't make a person bad or stupid, but their energy would be better spent distinguishing themselves through some remarkable contribution rather than just violating popular conventions with an attitude.

S.I.N.C. "Why Bother?"

Me: "Why not?"

by Garrrr! February 5, 2005

Schumacher Standard

The Schumacher Standard, the principle which states that no female shall be promptly tapped if she is not believed to be at least a five on the ten-point scale, such that four shalt thou not tap neither thou tap 3 unless thou intend on proceeding to five by whatever prospective motive or means.

Bro, remember the Schumacher Standard.

I'd tap that, but she's a four under the Schumacher Standard.

by Schumatrix November 14, 2009

standard

a word to describe something which goes without saying.

"whas gwanin, u cotchin at leons tonight?"

"course, u bringin some herb?"

"standard"

by roxxor February 19, 2004

Standard

A term used to describe something that is so ordinary and expected to be like that, no one should expect otherwise.

Taz: I may be about 3 hours late to our 1 hour date.... So I may not actually make it at all.

Me: standard

by Ziceless October 14, 2016

British Standard Handful

A unit of breast volume: the amount that will fit in one cupped hand. Sometimes jokingly referred to as a standard unit, with the inside of Henry VIII's right hand being the defining volume.

Sarah's boobs are just the right size as far as I'm concerned: one British Standard Handful.

by germanophone January 22, 2009