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Skinless surprise

My dog showed me his skinless surprise the other day, I was pretty impressed
by Papihoudini June 28, 2019
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Stanleys

Short form = Stan.

1. Suburban, usually Caucasian adolescent Eminem fanboys.

2. Known to predictably declare Eminem to be "the greatest rapper alive" despite that they usually don't listen to rap to bother to substantiate this claim.

3. A reference to "Stan," the title and main character of one of Eminem's songs off the "Marshall Mathers LP" about an obsessive fan who imitates Mathers' look, writes incoherent and disturbing fan letters, and eventually kills his pregnant girlfriend and himself because Eminem didn't reply in time.

4. Best visually exemplified in the music video for "The Real Slim Shady," also from the "MM LP." Throughout the video, Eminem is surrounded by a legion of white guys wearing the signature white Tees and jeans and the signature bleached haircut, nodding rhythmically to the song; thus achieving an effective Village of the Damned vibe to the video.
Stanleys don't actually listen to rap, but are instead "hip-hop fans' " equivalent to otaku/Wapanese "Japanese culture enthusiasts" (see fanboy).

They don't *really* know anything about the subject of their obsessive fandom, but do everything in their power to nevertheless fail to convince you that they do.
by Government Cheeze May 3, 2004
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Skinless Cat

Someone who gets mad when they're spoken to rudely, but when they do it.. they don't see why the other person should be mad.

It's basically, someone who is one-sided about getting angry.
Tiger Woods' audience are full of such skinless cats.
by inlovewithajerk May 2, 2010
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Acacia Staines

Acacia;
a bit of history.. African populations used to use beads to represent value, they made precious beads out of rock or stone, less precious beads were made from nut or berry husks/shells. The lowest denomination in this ancient currency was the acacia bead, made from marmot shit with a hole poked in it and left to dry.

Staines;
when the stain sound is made the brain conjures images of dark unwanted marks on a clean surface this aptly describes the disgust and shame her ancestors felt when they were cursed into bringing these trolls into society.

Acacia Staines
when we put these to words together we end up with shitstain, this is extremely accurate in depicting the character of its owner.
by (Tom chippie linwood) CUNT October 15, 2011
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Skinless sausage

To touch oneself until the top-end skin drops off the penis.
Otherwise known as "the naked eye"
In the evening I tend to caress my skinless sausage.
When I'm in the shower I dance with my skinless sausage.
by Fungus Mcfarlagen October 3, 2012
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Skinless Prisoner

A skinless prisoner is someone who has a circumcised penis. They cannot escape their circumcised penis as it is and always will be a part of them thus making them a prisoner.
Cody was circumsized as a child, he’ll always be a skinless prisoner.
by WhunPocent March 6, 2018
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stankless

something that stinks so bad, it doesn't have a smell anymore.
"Dude, by now, I can guaruntee you my laundry has become stankless."
by iamtron April 12, 2009
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