Pokey Stabby

A small but very uncomfortable pine or pike that has been lodged in between ones shirt and skin. Usually of the plant decent and are a lot of the time, discovered during sleep or slumber.

After John woke up an a sense of panic and after ripping off his sweat shirt and throwing it across the room, resulting in the zipper of the sweat shirt hitting him in the face. Soon he discovered that the culprit for his nighttime attacker was but a Pokey Stabby

by kittenmcsprinklez November 29, 2013

Hoot'n'Stabby

A frivolous and fun activity that accidentally turns violent.

They were playfighting with their swords but it turned into a Hoot'n'Stabby, it was fun until Doug needed to get seventeen stitches!

by crab lady April 12, 2023

Butt-Stabbing Bandit

The name is quite self-explanatory, but don't let that make you thing you know everything you need to about the Butt-Stabbing Bandit. He is a ferocious monster that crawled out of hell itself, hungering for one thing; butt-related injuries.

If you are a guy, imagine having dozens of miniature testicles up your bum. Now picture them all bursting with the brutal stab of a 220 lbs. man and his full force punch of a 5 inch rusty carbon steel tactical knife. If you are a woman, well, I don't know how to relate it to you. So just imagine something really bad up your butt. Like childbirth! That's it, imagine you are giving birth in your ass. But...it reverses, I guess. Whatever.
This is the dark reality of few Americans. This occurrence is rare, and only seldom caught on tape. The side effects of an attack by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit include:
-Bleeding (duh)
-Crying
-Feeling of extreme pain
-Loss of bowel control (eww)
-Nightmares
-Depressing
-Rage
-More crying
-Anxiety

Note: One of the main results of an assault by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit results in the possible change in sexuality. The first stab changes you to the sexuality opposite from your original one. The second changes you back. And so on and so forth, leaving you at the mercy of if he stabs you an odd or even number of times.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to you? We haven't seen you in weeks! I called your house, but all your roommate said was that you were in the hospital.
Guy 2: Nothing, man, nothing. *Starts to walk away, revealing the intensive bandage wrapping on his ass-region.
Guy 1: What's up with your ass, man?
Guy 2: I was.. I got attacked by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit, okay?!? Happy now?
Guy 1: Holy shit, dude... I had no idea. I'm sorry, like, I don't know what to say.
Guy 2: Just go, man. *Dark black and white flashback of attack* *Tear roles down cheek*
Guy 1: You okay?
Guy 2: Just go....

by JasperRide March 29, 2015

stabbity

inclined to stab or appearing inclined to stab, at persons or things through aggravation or other stabworthy moods.

I'm so fucking pissed off at my job that I just want to go stabbity on my coworkers

by drunkenmarauder January 22, 2008

scabby snatch

Female sexual organ afflicted with a sexual transmitted disease.

Eric was about to go down on Jessica when he noticed all of the blisters and scabs covering her vulva. He puked in his mouth a little and decided not to pull a herpes fuck on her, she had a scabby snatch and he didn't want to catch whatever it was she had.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

stabbacre

To stab multiple people at one time or event.

Did you hear about that stabbacre at the mall? I heard two people died and six wounded.

by thundermen June 7, 2016

Snabby

1. Adj. Of Highest quality.
2. (Mainly Scottish): The chaffinch.

1. Their service was snabby
2. That snabby flew off the cukoo's nest

by theLionWithin November 29, 2018