back stabber

Backstabber- Some one that you have grown to be really close friends with, but then they go and go behind your back and betray you.

Rebecca-she has always liked my boyfriend, Kevin. But she never tried 2 break us up. Then one day she tells me that he told this random girl to come over here sit on his lap and give him a b.j. Then she said that they were holdong hands. But I have talked to him and some of my friends and his friends that were there at that time, and that was a freakin lie. SO REBECCA, IF YOU ARE THERE, YOU ARE NO LONGER MY BEST FRIEND OR MY SISTER, YOU ARE A LYING WHORE, YOU HO! GO ROT IN HELL YOU STUPID BITCH. and just to let everyone know, me and kevin are still togather!

by Carly February 28, 2005

back stabber

A person who betrays a freind, like when Brutus stabbed Ceasar.

Brutus! This is the unkindest cut of them all. You backstabbing son of a bitch.

by Joey the Nifty June 6, 2004

stubble

The wonderful, deliciously sexy facial hair only real, wonderful, deliciously sexy men get when they haven't shaved in a few days. Many women find it incredibly preferable.

Girl: Have you seen the new guy? He's so hot.
Boy: I don't get what the big deal is.
Girl: It's his stubble. Maybe girls would like you if you were man enough to have some.

by shortpeopleego August 20, 2010

mattress-stabber

A huge boner in the morning hours.

"When I awoke this morning, I was sleeping face-down and had a raging mattress-stabber. I hope my water bed isn't leaking."

by dymebag dave June 11, 2009

shit stabber

sausage jockey , uphill gardener, turd burgler, pile pusher, fudge farmer, nudging the chocolate starfish

being a fuckin shit stabbing batty boy

by feltcher boy September 9, 2003

Coming out of the stable

The verb form of come out of the stable

Brony 1: Are you watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

Brony 2: Yeah, this show is awesome!

Brony 1: Good to know you're finally coming out of the stable

by thzpcs July 29, 2011

stablered

Taking a bunch of painkillers and watching "Law & Order: SVU" episodes (preferably a marathon).
Named for SVU character Det. Elliot Stabler (as played by Christopher Meloni)

An alternate meaning is getting taken down by Det. Stabler; either verbally or physically.

"Man, we are so getting stablered tonight"

After a character on SVU is tackled by Stabler:
"That dude got STABLERED!"

by matotes November 6, 2009