non sequitard

A chain of logic with ends so remote that to anybody else it seems to be completely unrelated. Like a wiki walk, but through your head, and there's no history.

Example of a non sequitard:

Alice: Hmm... I think Grassy Knoll Dew would be better than Mountain Dew.
<pause>
Bob: Would walruses fight for us in the zombie apocalypse if we gave them buckets?
Bob: Don't even try to figure out how I got there.

by an object December 12, 2009

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squigward

How idiots think you spell squidward, from spongebob.

Idiot:did you see spongebob last night?
Person: Yeah it was pretty funny.
Idiot: my favorite character is squigward
Person: you're the most retarded person I've ever met.

by Slayer727 January 16, 2011

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Squidward foreskin

The term Squidward foreskin Identifes an individuals large ammount of foreskin generally used against asian people with large ammounts of excess skin on there penis which refers to how asians commonly eat squid and watch spongebob.

You: Yo, you got Squidward foreskin?
Asian person: Hell yeah I do, my foreskin is larger than my penis.
You: Seems reasonable

by Yourfellowasianboy October 15, 2022

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Handsome Squidward

the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique; commonly misthought to be Jake fine.

“Hey, is that Jake fine?”
“Nah, it’s just handsome squidward.”

by BitchboyTamburri May 14, 2018

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