Squashed Squirrel

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

by ratatatooie January 18, 2009

Squirrel Bird

Verb - To steal someone's girlfriend, chick, or acquaintance that said person is interested in. The act is completed through sexual intercourse with subject.

Brett was all over this chick last night at the party, but I totally squirrel birded him.

by ChristopherWalken3000 January 15, 2009

Squirrelkinglish

{Noun} The writing style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King; Who wrote the popular fan fiction "Half Life: Full life Consequences" which is known for having horrible grammar and obvious misspellings.

{Verb} To write in the style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King.

someons goasts Squirrelkinglish wepon

by Ghostfig101 May 17, 2010

Sausage Squirrels

When a group of males set out on an adventure to actively achieve their nut (ejaculation) or multiple nuts, under any circumstances.

Wow! Those sausage squirrels are really dedicated to getting their nut!

by Fellow Sausage Squirrels March 28, 2010

rotting squirrel farts

Flatulence so powerfully putrid that one tiny whiff can cause you to involuntarily double over and vomit.

Once our houseguests had overstayed their welcome, my husband rolled out his personal post-supper specialty: rotting squirrel farts that filled the house.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019

Cirque du Squirrel-eil

Squirrels chasing each other up and down trees, jumping from branch to branch; An entertaining show of squirrel acrobatics

Two gray squirrels displayed some gravity-defying leaps and bounds up and down the backyard tree, like furry little acrobats of Cirque Du Squirrel-eil.

by deerex February 26, 2011

squirrel poop

something which does not exist. As the waste travels down the large intestine, it comes to it's end where magic causes it to dissappear. While many simply belive that after this stage it no longer exists, many scientists belive that it could actually be teleported to another dimention, or something even further beyond our comprehention.

Johnny never saw squirrel poop in his life.

by Not yourename January 12, 2006