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square head

German person, reference to WWII nazi soldiers helmets.
'have you met Jurgen?'
'who? oh, the square head....'
by geemeister November 18, 2004
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Squarebear

That guy is the biggest squarebear I've ever seen in my life.
by C-Lo, Anti-Scoob January 18, 2009
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Square Head

square·head/ˈskwe(ə)rˌhed/

Definition 1.

A REALLY UGLY, Misfit who has a square shaped head and is hideous. Usually these natives love Tortillas and can't speak English right. They don't know how to write a single sentence in English, even though most of all they don't make any fricken sense!!
Also when they speak English, you still can't understand them because they mumble. These Natives are also very kind but they don't know how to socialize with American Society even though, they have been living there ever since they were so young.

Definition 2:

An UGLY Mexican with a square head who is kind but doesn't get the big clue that you don't want to date them and they end up stalking you. He isn't attractive nor decent.. hes pretty ugly not even his niceness makes up for it. I'm sorry. We have VERY LITTLE hope he will find someone up to his league but it is slowly fading away.
EX 1:

Sqaure head: Hi

Person: Hey!

Square Head: hmmm... mhmhmfgmmfmmsmdfd baaaaa

Person: ....What?

Sqaure head: TORTILLA

EX 2:

Girl one: Did Square head ask you out again?

Girl two: Yeah I told him that I didn't like him like that. I don't think he heard me, or hes oblivious. So now he stalks me.

EX 3:

Person 1: *Eating something*

Person 2: "Sqaure head said hi to me today"

Person 1: HEY! I'M FRICKEN EATING HERE.
by An Errant Soul November 13, 2011
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Square Head

1. A person who sucks at running.
2. A cheater
Guy 1: Hey, let's join the cross country team!
Guy 2: Don't be ridiculous, you're a Square Head. -_-

Guy 1: Hey guys, I got caught cheating on math homework in Calculus.
Everyone: You're such a Square Head. -_-
by pooohbear March 21, 2010
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Sponge Bog Square Head

A very rare species known to Earl Haig only, whose scientific name is bigussucksuptoteacherus
only one left known to man..... romanian..... how ironic
bogdan
by bob January 16, 2004
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square head

Drew Bligh Dobson, the most slack and dumb person actually living, who knew that if u had that much space in your head that you could be that dumb, but look at drew i say no more......
Drew Bligh Dobson - Square Headed Indavidual With Orange Features
by The Concerned Citizan April 19, 2005
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square head

peaople that make their hair look like they have squares on their head but it is really their skin
damn jenny gots a square head
by drew howe January 13, 2008
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