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Spud

If someone gets a haircut that is considered bad they may be considered a spud as in they’re haircut is so bad they are ultimately compared to a potato
James: sometimes i just feel like i look like a bit of a spud.
Adam: (sarcastically) whaaaaaat no way
by no.u.fam October 12, 2018
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Spud

Typically used to describe a stupid person, however the they're just hiding the doctor spudnik from you. dont trust 'em
p1 : yo your stupid af u spud
p2 : nah why u buying into that conspiracy. DOCTOR SPUDNIK IS REAL
by TheBananananananannanana July 14, 2020
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Spud

An attractive special ed kid, a stud sped, a spud.
Wow Ryan sure is a spud!
by ShyneLovesRats June 6, 2018
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SPUD

Any young individul who has not hit puberty and therefore does not have any hair on his balls. Also, any person whose penis resembles that of a 14 year old's.
Wow Spud, I finally realized why you as a senior is still able to get with all the freshmen girls. They think that you are there age because of your small dick and hairless balls.
by Pimp Master "P" March 2, 2008
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Spud

It is a colloquial term for Potato. Widely used in England and the west country....and Wales.
I like spuds.
"Edward would you care for some spuds with your ale?"
by Tetley's March 1, 2005
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Spudding

A type of violent foreplay where one person shoves fistfulls of french fries into another persons mouth as they choke them.
I think Susie couldn't handle my spudding last night.
by EspressoJack February 8, 2017
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spud

a word used to call something for personal gain or to avoid doing something.the first person to declare spud is the winner or does not have to do the task. everyone else present must proceed to say spud. the last person to say spud must do the task. commonly used in groups of stoned people. similiar to calling spliff when done smoking and your going to pass it on. spliff!...spliff!
someone offers end of their food.. spudthat!!

someone knocks at the door.. spudnot me!! in reference to getting up to answer the door
by smoky37 August 9, 2010
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