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sprouts

"Stop munching my sprouts"
by francis style May 11, 2010
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Brussels sprouts

Natures turd.
by crazydope1 March 14, 2014
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Sprouled

The act of being rejected or turned down. Originates from Scott Sproules constant rejection of a good role in all his movies by the directors.
Mike: Hey lily would you like to go out some time?
Lily: not at all mike you suck and smell of onions
Jake: HAHHA lol that kid totally just got sprouled!
Josh: Haahah totally what a loser
by parknot November 22, 2009
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sprul

To go on about some thoery which in most every case makes all the more sense then anything you probably thought that day.
This is a Sprul - LIFE IS THE COFFEE

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. The conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.

Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain-looking, some expensive, and some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee.

After all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said:

"If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress."

"Be assur ed that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases, it's just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups. and then began eyeing each other's cups."

"Now consider this: Life is the coffee, and the jobs, houses, cars, things, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain life, and the type of cup we have does not define the quality of life we live. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided us."

God brews the coffee, not the cups . . . enjoy your coffee!
by BrendenIrish77 December 24, 2008
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Sprules

Daniel Liam Sprules, a notorious kid from Windermere, England. Makes a living by dealing Cocaine in the back garden of his house with his mother, Amanda Airey. Has a fetish with the word "Lad". Has a YouTube channel which is sure to become infamous for the showing of child pornography.
He's being a total sprules.
by MattxChad November 2, 2013
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Brothel Sprout

Joe visited a Las Vegas brothel and came home with a case of the brothel sprouts.
by JoeNick78 May 29, 2018
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Pee Pee Sprout

A young male's penis not fully developed into a cock yet.
a very small penis.
Litte Billy pulled out his pee pee sprout and pee'ed on the floor.
by Funky Wagner August 30, 2009
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