Sarah J Maas

Author of the Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses series, better know as Expert of Sinking Ships and Breaking Hearts. When reading her books, expect to spend days crying over your favorite characters who she has so heartlessly torn apart.

"Wow, Empire of Storms really screwed me over."
"I know right. Sarah J Maas is a beautiful monster."

by fireheart.03 May 9, 2017

Sarah Vandella

Sarah Vandella, what in words could I use to describe such a flat ass disproportional subpar “acting” whore. She is always hungry and can't shut up, may I add that her mock-up titties are of the largest size whilst her ass is is non existent. All that can possibly come from her mouth is, shit (literally 2girls1cup). she has an unhealthy obsession with her father and having NO friends to seem cooler. She loses people quite quickly and let me tell you how annoying her voice is. If Fran Drescher had a child, Sarah would be the offspring, all she can talk about, other than shit, is how she is American and pad Thai noodles. There is not a time where this bitch isn't stuffing her face with cum, while Hentai is playing in the background. I bet she masterbates to herself while listening to Bieber.

Dylan: Ewh who is that flat ass whore?

Jhonny: Oh shes def a Vandella....

Dylan : gross.
Sarah Vandella has NO CLASS.

by Dylan johnnydouglas May 10, 2019

Sarah

Usually a loud, chatty girl who is full of wit. She is never selfish and thinks of others constantly. She is a beautiful and intelligent girl with hidden talents. She's fun to be around, and although she may not know it, everyone loves her personality. She is constantly happy and optimistic unless something emotionally or mentally crushing happens. She's a very romantic and her love means a lot. A very confident person and gives great advice. Sarah is a true friend.

beautiful loud sarah optimistic

by authenticdude1 June 16, 2010

sarah banks

A thick bitch

Dang who’s that thick bitch
Bro that’s Sarah banks

by YoDaddyNigg May 24, 2018

Sarah Cameron

Every guys dream girl from the show Outer Banks on Netflix. Absolutely perfect in every way and every guy wishes they could have a Sarah Cameron in their life. The hard reality is that there are no Sarah Camerons out there.

I wish I could find myself a Sarah Cameron.

by newgen21 May 6, 2020

Sarah

Possibly the cutest girl you will ever meet. Sarah has an effect on you which makes you fall in love with her. You will most likely feel symptoms such as: heart pounding; head racing; palms sweating; slurred speech; slight trouble breathing and strong urge to hug her. This last symptom will most likely be cause due to the teddy bear factor she has. Warning: Once the hugging as occurred, it is possible you will never be able to get over her.

Person A: "why do you seem so star struck?"
Person B: "so.. what?"
Person A: "oh no.. you must have met Sarah"

by Dobby<3 November 28, 2011

Sarah Palin cheat-sheet

Writing any type of reminder to make yourself a cheat-sheet on your hand.

Especially useful for exams, tests, quizzes, speeches, talking in front of republican committees, speaking on fox news, or any other reminder that you needed.

Jonathan: Dude I have a test tomorrow that I haven't studied for.
Sweeta: Dumbass. You don't needa study.... Just make yourself a Sarah Palin cheat-sheet!

Sammy Wammy got an A on her test after using her Sarah Palin cheat-sheet.

by asswhole_with_a_dubya February 9, 2010