Fairy Spotter

A repressed homosexual that informs you if someone is gay.

What a fairy spotter she was. Watching that movie last night, she kept telling which actors were not real men.

by Stephan Smolka January 12, 2009

g-spotter

A guy that has a knack for finding women's G-Spots.

The trick is to find a woman's G-Spot is being attentive, being less "self absorbed" and more attentive to the one you'll make moan.

Rianne: Hey! Did you know that Dan is a great G-Spotter?
Flo: Can I try him?
Rianne: FUCK OFF! Get your own G-Spotter GOD DAMN IT!

by Damn Damn Danno October 8, 2006

dam spotting

a homosexual term for anal sex

We had good fun dam spotting last night, Paulo really plugged me

by dammer November 1, 2006

Spotted Dick

(n.) Syphilis

The poor chap's spotted dick landed him in the hospital.

by Ann_Hedonia January 13, 2009

spotting out

When you spot someone really attractive and make excuses to pass by them (multiple times) in hopes they might notice you.

I saw you walk past the same part of the caf today twice! Who are you spotting out?!

"Why does Katie keep leaving the table??
"Oh she just forgot napkins first, then she wanted coffee, and then she forgot a straw so she's left a few times."
"Ohhhhh C'mon, she doesn't really need those things, she's just spotting someone out."

by triiinket May 3, 2012

snottenfreude

That feeling of joy you get when you blow your nose and finally dislodge that booger that's been bugging the shit out of you.

John blew his nose with a kthunk, then sat back and sighed, "Ahhhh, sweet snottenfreude."

by SpicyLemon March 10, 2014

train spotting dump

A fast-coming, better get to a toilet in 10 seconds or less or it’s gonna be running down my leg, shit.

I was eating some greasy fish and chips and all of a sudden I had to take a train spotting dump.

by KPS Alumni March 26, 2013