Spoke Check

The act of checking an asshole for spokes. If there no spokes the ass is probably blown out. Spokes are the creases in your asshole

I always spoke check the bitch to see if it is worth going back door.

by bk lounging April 6, 2009

Counting Spokes

The action of counting the ridges or lines of the anus of your unsuspecting partner. This can be done visually or carefully counting with your finger.

One night after myself and Juuso Eiffel Towered Renelde, I took things to the next level and engaged in counting spokes. She had 13 ridges!!

by premiumwiener12 August 25, 2010

broken spokes

When a girls ass has been pounded so much that the lines of her ass hole (the spokes) are bent, twisted, or broken looking.

she's been ass fucked so much that she's got broken spokes.

by Craundaddy December 8, 2007

Brown Spoke Rim

Another clever adjective used to describe the anus due to the fact that its appearance resembles a rim with little spokes radiating outward from the center.

Dude! Last night I dented her Brown Spoke Rim!

by Dirty_Mister_Bent September 13, 2010

pink spokes

A common term for a girls anus, more specifically one that has been properly maintained with anal bleach.

Get a load of that girl's pink spokes!

by Pablo Escobarza December 15, 2007

How to spoken

When someone from a country that does not have English as a second language and wants to communicate with someone who does. Also could be pyrocinical fans using it abusivly where it has no point of meaning.

Someone: How to spoken?
Someone who knows English: What?
____________________________

Pyrocinical Fan: HOW TO SPOKEN?!?! LAUL!!!

by BlizzardGame January 18, 2017

spokesbabe

A ridiculously good-looking communications professional.

Republican spokesbabe Megan Piwowar

by journosaurus rex November 27, 2009