spoff

a person who would not go on a school trip because "every day counts" or the type of person to remind the teacher of homework.

1: did you hear that *insert name* said that they're going to move down to the lowest year groups for people with disabilities just because they got lower than *insert name*?

2: yeah, hes such a spoff!

by iliketoeat5chunkypotatoesaday July 25, 2023

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spofforth

coat liberally with the semen of unvaccinated British men

"I'm going round Gary's later. We're gonna do a right old spofforth on his budgie."

by bernie911 September 19, 2024

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shea spofford

Shea is an amazing kind hearted and warm souled person, he always always knows what to say and how to say it. If you’re feeling down he will lift you right back up again. Anything he says will put a smile on you’re face he’s generous and most likely the sweetest guy you will ever meet. Shea is close to the definition of perfect if not better. He gets along with just about everyone and has a ton of friends. If you ever get the chance to be with a shea don’t pass it up because those kinda people are rare.

Shea spofford is perfect

by Jdndkendjdj December 31, 2017

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