spoodlebum

A total downer on fun.

Nellie was being a total spoodlebum.

by Dnsh May 10, 2018

Spuddle

Noun: Any pool of ejaculate after a male or female orgasm.
Root1:Sperm
Root2:Squirt
Root3:Puddle

Man: "Dude, my spuddle covered both of her eyes!"
Woman: "Oh, he pulls out though. Usually spits his spuddle in my belly button, it's kind of cute!"
Slut:"I love it when the spuddle hits the back of my throat."
Lesbian:"Give me a spuddle shower."

by big_dicked_cowboy January 15, 2011

spuddle

the act of spitting so much, that you form your own puddle/resevoir of spit on the floor. spuddle = spit puddle

"did someone cum on the floor?"
"naa, thats my spuddle"

by bevbah April 20, 2009

sproddle

A small tower or cairn, which can be seen on a hillside from lower down

"That sproddle up there is a ancient cairn"

by YorkieMan November 14, 2009

Spuddle

To spoon and cuddle with another person.

After a long and tiring day all she wanted to do was spuddle her boyfriend... but he had other ideas.

by ic800m May 1, 2016

Spoodler

A man that rolls his foreskin over another man's and jerks them both off until they both ejaculate.

Tom said Dave was a wonderful spoodler.

by Larry d penguin September 20, 2018

Spuddle

Liquidy pooling remnants of sexual congress, nestled in a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, elevator, airplane bathroom, or rental car. The owner of the spuddle is oft debated post-act, typically involving puddle proximity, original ownership, tiredness, 'if you love me...' and 'I do the laundry...' type arguments, prior number of restless spuddle nights etc.

"I'm not sleeping on the spuddle, that's YOUR mess."
"Let me put my coat down so you don't get your shoes dirty in the spuddle"
"Put a raincoat on so we can avoid the spuddles"

by TheRealBritch February 26, 2019