Pork Stocking

The anal hole and rectal cavity of an individual that enjoys anal sex.

That’s it. Put it to me in my pork stocking.

Rachel loves it when I breed her pork stocking.

I had a BBC in my pork stocking last night. I’m sore and swollen today. Rosebud is tender to the touch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

long stockings

Slang term, taken from the name Pippy Longstockings for covertely asking if someone else has meth or crack

Hey do you have long stockings?

by kHAOS pRODIGY May 28, 2018

Santa's Stocking

To ejaculate into somebodies sock as a practical joke

After sexing your missus,pull out and come in her sock and reply "Santa left you something from his fat sack."
Or
On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
Or
Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc

Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.

by O'Shay June 17, 2008

Snocking

The unusual practice of biting and/or swallowing the bubbles
emitted whilst flatulating underwater. This can be achieved
by the individual or by another party.

"What the heck are you doing!?"
"Snocking!"
"What the hell is that?"
"Biting fart bubbles!"
(As seen in the 1970's porn comedy "Gums!")

by Acinad6 May 25, 2008

Socking

A variant of Docking. When two males make contact with each other’s penis heads. One male must be uncircumcised while the other is not. The male with the extra foreskin, slides his sheath over the circumcised males penis. Creating a sock.

“Hey Brice.” “Yah Thad”. While docking tonight let’s kick it up a notch and try Socking!”
“Bro! my cock is so cold!” “Don’t worry buddy, I’m uncircumcised! I’ll sock you!”

by Duckystyle October 17, 2018

Stocking Stuffher

When a group of guys has sex with a girl then one at a time ejaculates into her. Then the next morning she opens up her vagina to reveal the fluids from the previous night.

Taran and J.r. were bored one night so they met up with Nikki and forced her into a Stocking Stuffher

by dizzytims11 December 29, 2010

socking

The act of vigorously and/or animatedly masturbating with a sock snugly wrapped around one's penis.

A: Dude, where did all of my socks go?
B: Sorry bro, I had to take a few because I was socking so hard last night.

by chag-alert November 25, 2013