Plumpkin

A really fat pumpkin

I saw a plumpkin on my neighbors yard, it weighed 50,000 pounds!

by Elias Tobias June 11, 2018

scrumpkins

A term used in the 16th century to describe the scraps collected by poor orhpaned children

Rusty Jimmy and Scrapyard Elsa fought off a pack of rats for a small amount of scrumpkins.

by RatKing696969 February 17, 2019

schlumpkin

a tiny fuckling of cells in human form; female version of shlump

gahhh damnn boi ella hamilton is a schlumpkin

by schlongman May 4, 2021

Scrumpkin

Its a pet name that is often used ironically. Its just a term of endearment like 'pookie' and 'munchkin' and is used the same way. Its just to tell someone that they're silly and cute.

Person A: I've just gone and made you a little playlist :)

Person B: What the duck. Oh my gods. Thank you Scrumpkin that's so so sweet of you I'm crying.

by starsfornewtmas June 4, 2023

Plumpkin

giving a guy a blow job while he's taking a dump

i was taking a crap and my girl walked in a gave me a plumpkin...

by gardenstategirl May 14, 2003

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

To "shlump" is to dress informally, in a relaxed, casual manner.

Jake looked totally shlumpy in his sweat pants.

by readyXsetXkill June 17, 2004

splunkin

To get Busy with another person, or to engage in any sexual activity with another person

I would love to get some splunkin on with that girl on the corner!

I got some splunkin on wit her last night!

by Thugnificant June 26, 2008