What happens when sitting on a toilet to evacuate ones bowels, and circumstances are such that the effort produces a splash felt on ones bare bottom.
A sploop is when you sit on the toilet to go to the bathroom to take a dump, and when your bowels move it results as a splash that you feel on your bottom.
by missouriwordsmith August 13, 2011
Get the sploop mug.A type of dancing commonly seen in the Ukraine. It is a mix of the Cha-Cha and the Tango. Ceremoniously performed in traditional Ukranian clothes.
by mr.tuborg November 2, 2006
Get the sporp mug.When browsing the Internet: To accidentally close a browser page you wanted open. Generally meaning you'll have to go back to Google and re-search the term over and figure out which link was the page you wanted. Happens often when you have multiple pages up and inadvertently close the one you wanted. Also applies to accidentally closing documents without saving them.
Hmm, let me close these other pages and go back to the Ferrari wallpaper site. Aw crap, I just splorked myself!
by Stowevtc July 19, 2006
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Get the splork mug.by Aivlis Pelvis February 19, 2009
Get the Slorp mug.Dude - "Hey man. Last night, when I was watching Grey's Anatomy... I splorted."
Bro - "Gross, wait... Why the fuck were you watching Grey's Anatomy, (insert generic comment about Dude's sexual preference)??"
Dude - "Because Glee wasn't on, bra."
Bro - "... oh, yea that's right."
Dude - *sploooooooort*
Bro - "Gross, wait... Why the fuck were you watching Grey's Anatomy, (insert generic comment about Dude's sexual preference)??"
Dude - "Because Glee wasn't on, bra."
Bro - "... oh, yea that's right."
Dude - *sploooooooort*
by Splortzilla December 4, 2011
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(christina)-"sploop, probably. I just had anal sex"!
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(christina)-"sploop, probably. I just had anal sex"!
(cherie)-"Youre such an ass slut"!
by SHITTALKCOCK December 6, 2017
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