Spondon

A place that's too posh for any one to be considered hard. Really just a bunch of kids running around with Armani and Lacoste thinking that they are road men...

I fancy a cup of tea in Spondon

by DA.DI October 2, 2019

Splindouche

The sweat that starts at the top of ur asscrack and runs down to your taint and makes it itch.

Tom said "Frank my grundle is itchy" and then Frank replied "Oh dude its just the Splindouche"

by Jon Whitehead January 15, 2006

slondor

when bleeding out of the anus.

for the love of god and all that is holy! get me to the hospital! im having a bad case of the slondors!

by blumpkin boy wonder September 26, 2009

splondifirous

Adj.

A word that can be transmutated into any conceivable form in order to portray the subject in the highest possible manner.

I went blind shortly after seeing Sara for the first time; as she was the most splondifirous human being that I ever layed eyes upon.

by Aqua NEW January 5, 2014

Spondoogalie

When this person is so ugly you don’t have a word for it so you have to call them spondoogalie

Damn he ugly asf!! He’s spondoogalie!!

by Ali Melancon November 21, 2019

Spondon

Spondon is a lil town in the middle of Derby which is in the middle of England. As you can tell we don’t get to experience going to the beach much. About 11,000 people live here.

Person - Hey mate where do you live? 😩
Y/n - Spondon. What about you?
Person - Is that the really small village in the center of England?
Y/n - fook yeah. Now I asked you a question.

by Mulqti February 13, 2021

splendora texas

A perfectly normal town excerpt for all the retarded gay people, but other than that it has below average drug use in the schools and plenty of school programs to enjoy

Splendora Texas is fine lmao

by WolfDC December 29, 2021