Splooge 'N' Snooze

Coming back from a midterm or similar exhausting affair, you decide that the best thing to do to unload involves jacking off and then taking a nap right afterwards. The splooge 'N' snooze.

Vince raced home in his Kia after his accounting midterm to top off his Freebird's burrito with a subsequent splooge 'N' snooze.

Also referred to as: Wack 'n' nap, Beat 'n' sleep, Pop 'n' drop, Jizz 'n' zzzz, Cum fiesta 'n' siesta, Flog 'n' log, Cream 'n' dream (for the ladies), Spill 'n' chill, Flickin the bean 'n' havin a dream, Pump 'n' slump, Choke the lil guy 'n' get some shut eye, Semen 'n' dreamin, Jubilation 'n' hibernation, Pettin snoopy 'n' gettin droopy

by Dub Life October 20, 2009

splooge pooper

1. One whom after engaging in rough sex of the ass cheeks, deficates white, hot yogurt from his/her rectal region. COuld be considered coagulation of the sphincter seapage.

2. A stupid quiff (asshair) who acts out retardedly and wreeks of rotting fuckstink.

tom is a splooge pooper because he sat on a dick, then the pot all night, pooping yogurt into his toilet bowl.

by Nutsakula July 30, 2006

splooge

the male ejaculatory fluid

I splooged in your girlfriends mouth last night.

by ricky December 21, 2003

sploogette

Female ejaculation

She sploogetted after her climax.

by Sinker November 28, 2003

splooger

One who splooges or is engaged in the act of splooging.

Man, that Adam is such a splooger.

by Ericcccc September 17, 2008

splogoid

a small crystal like creature with small arms, no legs , usually green, although sometimes blue, which communicates to other splogoid, or plural name, splogulai, though a high ptiched squeak, above the highest frequency of human hearing, making them hard to find and detect, and are a rare species found in areas of Central Africa and some Pacific Islands, prefering a hot climate, although there has been a reported sighting in mid-Wales.

No actual recorded video or photography has been yet taken of these creatures

No actual recorded video or photography has been yet taken of splogoid or splogulai although there has been a reported sighting in mid-Wales.

by Splogoid Appriciation Society June 16, 2007

splooge room

1. a designated room exclusively held for ejaculating
2. a room for jizzing
3. a room for sex

Ryan: Dude i brought back a girl last night
George's Dad: seriously?! I hope you brought her to the splooge room
Ryan: The room is completely soiled, way to sticky

by The Rys August 20, 2013