Spiderwoman

When a female scoops out a creampie and flings it in your face like spiderman shooting a web.

"So i popped a batch in her and before i could even get up to put my pants on, she spiderwomaned me"

by Abubaca November 15, 2022

Spiderhead

A person who creates false situations and irrational fears in their head of otherwise normal situations.

"Man I'm such a spiderhead, I can't even talk to a cashier"

by Therealme'smiles' April 27, 2023

spiderverse whopper

a burger king ripoff of a pretty patty. if consumed, one will have: type 3 diabetes, constipation, and red diarrhea.

I ate the spiderverse whopper and had to take an atrocious shit at the burger king and it didn't come out.

by sheqetteck June 19, 2023

spiderwebbed

state of the windscreen or glass after a high velocity local impact at . A visual onometopeia, as cracks proceed from the epicenter of impact, radially outwards, much like a spider's web.

i was thrown violently against the windscreen, and rebounded into the air.. i am ok but i spiderwebbed the windscreen beyond repair.

by sid June 27, 2004

Spider Web

Blowing your load on your partners closed eyes. When they open their eyes and the cum stuck to their eye lashes spreads like spider webs.

Man I totaly spider webed these girls last night when I doppler radared them.

by Badpolizei May 24, 2011

Spider Web

A game played on the front porch of homes in Buffalo, NY. While the rules are not clearly known and or understood, players must on the stairs of said porch and loudly shout "SPIDER WEB, SPIDER WEB, SPIDER WEB!" Loud enough that cars passing by can hear.

Hey a cars comin! "SPIDER WEB! SPIDER WEB! SPIDER WEB!"

by BuffaloveWing August 6, 2017

Spiderjob

When eight different girls take turns giving you handjobs and blowjobs until you cum on all of them. Takes practice to hit every girl.

Oh my god I can die happy now that I just got a Spiderjob.

by CorvallisJB January 27, 2010