spermonia

When you attempt to swallow a load of cum but accidentally inhale it, resulting in a lung infection.

The doctor prescribed me a heavy dose of antibiotics because I got spermonia again from accidentally inhaling my man's cum shot.

by Tittsmcgee June 29, 2017

shermen

A beautiful, kind hearted and loving person. Funny and makes everyone laugh. Whoever talks to her, eagerly waits to talk with her again.

You are invited to shermen's marriage.

Shermen's Mom fulfills her every wish.

by sadshadow November 23, 2021

SPERMIN N CRAMPIN

The most absurd and concerning way of saying “I’m having a great time”

(The word is spelled in all cap)

“Yo, you got accepted to Yale”
“HOLY SHI, IM SPERMIN N CRAMPIN”

“The fuck????”

by Fukcing ? October 25, 2022

spermese python

A penis

Whoa, Becky, look at his spermese python! It’s so long!

by mikeyviking March 18, 2023

Sperminate

To impregnate a woman with your luscious bodily fluid fertilizing her egg.

My halfwit husband could not Sperminate my egg.

by Kenace October 30, 2014

Supermeng

The Hispanic Superman

Man: "Look! It's a bird!"
Woman: "It's a plane!"
Announcer: "No, it's Supermeng, defender of Hialeah!"

by Knight43 August 4, 2009

Spermany

A mix between Spain and Germany. Could be the ultimate soccer team.... or just suck shit.
Singular: Sperman.

The new kid's a Sperman from Spermany.

by deutchlander July 3, 2011