spazmongo

Hybrid of two great derogatory terms, spaz and mongo, to be used in an un-pc way

Spaz - From spastic, the disability. Means a person that acts insane or mentally retarded

Mongo - Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation.

For fuck sakes, your acting like a spazmongo

by WavieDavie June 3, 2009

Spazookered

The act of drinking until you see many versions of the same thing, often involves people being abused by pets.

Me & Tony were drinking for 7 hours straight, he claimed he petted his pet stapler whilst his dog shouted at him, Tony was completely spazookered

by YaBoiJD September 25, 2017

Spazmo

A person who is particularly stupid, or does things without thinking.

Paul: I just walked into a lamppost
John: That was a pretty spazmo thing to do

by Superbike2 September 15, 2019

spazmo

Spazmo = spastic moment... hence "spazmo"... probably found in Frank Zappa's "Dictionary of Shunned Words".

He's a having a spastic moment, ergo, he is a spazmo to his friends.

by plumedenon December 23, 2009

spazing

uncontrollable moments when some part of your body is not being cool

She couldn't type her friends name correctly because her fingers were spazing out.

by schmooe February 5, 2010

Spazmo

A person who acts spasticated on a regular basis

god Kate Wilby is such a spazmo

by bumbag32 June 3, 2010

spazmology

The study of spastics using practcal approaches.
One takes on the form of a spastic in order to better understand their mind set.
Assuming the form of a spastic is also commonly used as a source of entertainment for others.

"Im a fully qualified Spazmologist"
(Usually spoken with dribble coming out of the mouth)

by Alistair Mc.Millan March 7, 2004