spanking your monkey

jacking off

my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn

by kitty February 24, 2004

Sparkling Water

Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.

Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’

by Peasant01 June 10, 2018

pussy spanking

Verb. (Colloquial circa 1985) The act of gently impacting the female pudenda with the fingers or an object such as a padded sap or a cat o' nine-tails for the purpose of sexually stimulating the female partner. A practice that is part of the sado-masochist tradition known as "light S&M," pussy spanking is not discipline per se but is intended as an act allowing for the sexual gratification of a woman. In no way is real violence intended.

See also: bondage and discipline

Pussy spanking reportedly was one of 'Penthouse' publisher Bob Guccione's kinks.

by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006

spatling

When a girl preludes a loogie in her mouth while with-holding massive amounts of cum in her mouth. She then spits it in your asshole to produce a spatling.

Sheila laid a spatling down my anus. Then I fucked your mom.

by BowWowBigDick August 7, 2008

spanking the weasel

Masturbating

His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.

by Macsloan June 8, 2016

spanking the pow

The proper terminology to use when the pow pow is ripe for shredding and/or when laying fresh tracks with the homies.

Yeah bro them freshies were up to the nips yesterday—you already know I was spanking the pow.

by moutainbikerjoel March 7, 2020

sparkling water

1: soda without any flavor, the worst kind of water.

2: masochist water

"hey, did you hear that Jim's favorite drink is sparkling water? That son of a bitch must be crazy, or a masochist."

by BigHiggins69 October 11, 2020