Spagootch

Used in the Chicagoland region. Spaghetti or pasta

What you havin for dinner?
Spagootch of course!
Bet.

by Todd Everboat March 5, 2009

Stargod

Swag. That's the only word that can be described about him. Swag.

Kaitlyn: I wanna sleep with Stargod. o u o)b

by Totally not Misaki October 21, 2011

Detective Sparrow

Where a homosexual male is fingered then taken from the rear.

Ted performed the Detective Sparrow on Bill one night after ballot lessons.

by mbillings October 12, 2010

Captain Jack Sparrow

Captain Jack Sparrow, played by the super sexy Johnny Depp, is the enigmatic star of "Pirates of the Caribbean". He is constantly drunk, sneaky and extremely lucky, not to mention the hottest pirate to have ever roamed the sea - AHRR. Captain Jack Sparrow is adored by horny fan girls and captivated viewers alike who didn't realise how much they really enjoyed pirates and or pirate movies until they set eyes apon this metrosexually drunken, kohl-wearing character.

Wow, I didn't realise Johnny Depp's full potential until he wore eyeliner as Captain Jack Sparrow.

by SophXxx September 11, 2008

jack sparrow

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, to you.
1. The best pirate ever to sail the high seas. (Or the low seas, come to that.)
2. Insane, but brilliant - and sexy.

Daft like Jack...
A bloody pirate, a scallywag!

by Bloom_and_Depp_luva October 8, 2003

Tony Spagoni

A 120 year old female astronaut that dated Lawrence Exeter Jr. and forced him to pay her money.

Tony Spagoni is NOT a gay prostitiute.

by Tony Spagoni June 6, 2018

Captain Jack Sparrow

A drink consisting of Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan. This night will eventually end up with you looking for your Black Pearl, yarring most of the time and walking as if you had a wooden leg.
Guaranteed loss of sight, eye patch or not.

- Would you like a Captain Jack Sparrow?
- No thanks. Last time I woke up with a tribe in the Caribbeans.

by aram_j June 23, 2011