Meat Spanker

A person who enjoys Jacking Off

Rufus' pop is a dirty meat-spanker.

by Nick July 15, 2003

spankler

a spank on the ass by a sprinkler

That man is getting spanklered!!!!!

by keifer22cardinal November 30, 2006

hankerin for a spankerin

simply put u are hankin for a spankin

that hoe just looks like she is hankerin for a spankerin.

by runningman May 12, 2008

Spankerchief

a hankerchief that you cum on

wow dude i need to wash my spankerchief

by Mitch Meyer April 8, 2008

spinkter lips

One whose lips seem to always be wrapped around something weather it is another line of bull they are spewing or a same sex partner spewing.

I wish old Spinkter Lips would shut the hell up. I am tired of hearing about his late night bathroom escapades between he and Chuck.

by Don O Rama May 23, 2008

Spankered

The equivalent to being extemely drunk, 'lagging' or 'hammered' used for description.

Boy 1: Mate, I cannot wait until after all the exams are all over, gonna be mad.
Boy 2: I know! I'm gonna get absolutely spankered every weekend!

by Makaveli321 October 17, 2012

wall spanker

one who rubs his/her naked body up and down a wall.

Person 1: duuuuude, is u a wall spanker?

Person 2: hell yeah it's awesome!!!!!

by killah giggler August 21, 2006