smackered

When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".

"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"

by DanEdd June 20, 2006

dick spanker

Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.

You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick spanker.

by FroggyJ April 27, 2006

penis-spanked

The female equivalent to pussy-whipped.

Michelle, why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so penis-spanked!

by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009

brand spankers

Meaning brand new. Aussie slang. Aussies use the term "brand spanking new" to describe something that is fresh out the box.

"Damn peeps have you heard my new stereo?" "Yeah man it sounds brand spankers!"

by $mokin J.O.E October 12, 2007

spackered

So wasted on alcohol or drugs that you are functioning at the level of that of a spacker

My god you were so fucking spackered last night.

by markymoo72 December 15, 2008

Spencered

When you get ignored by the person you like.

I just got Spencered by Jessie

by Donalddickerson August 24, 2018

spadered

When your wang has been chopped off by Spader, or your vagina has been irreparably scarred/removed via a sharpened gardening spade.

(Spading is actually an accepted practice by local cults in the C.H.S. area, so don't move there!)

He Spadered my cat, He Spadered my Hog, Then he went & took my Hot Dog!

(Rhyme of the Spadered, by C. Mullady)

by SpadeAvenger April 24, 2004