turd spanker

When two or more people are involved in anal sex and the males penis pushes up on a turd, he is considered a Turd Spanker.

Yo did you hear about Scot!? Apparently he was giving it to his boyfriend in the butt and got some poop on his Johnson. Bro, what a Turd Spanker!!

by HairyStikNeverShave June 2, 2017

Shit Spanker

Shit Spankings is the art of picking up a handful of sloppy, stinking dog shit and smacking someone on the head or arse with it causing a dog shit explosion.

Move out the way or you will get shit spanked all over the place. Watch out here comes the Shit Spanker, he's going to shit spank you all over the place you shit shoveller.

by bradsbadluck September 2, 2018

Spanker Tanker

an absolute piss missle in baseball, gone forever aaron hernandez, legit never coming back like buddy you better ask that pitcher for another ball because that thing isnt coming back son

holy balls timmy just hit an absolute spanker tanker 450 dead center hes so attractive

by spanker tanker man June 12, 2022

The Sore Spanker

When the shoulder area hurts after punching the clown or choking the chicken too much

Kian: Dude i beat off too much last night now i've got the sore spanker
Nicholas: That blows cock!

by Kiwiireloadedagain March 28, 2009

wife spanker

Visualizing your wife who is incarcerated while beating off .

My girl in prison so I got lotion bottle with her picture glued on it . I'm a wife spanker yeah but a cheater no.

by Han $olo March 27, 2023

ankel spanker

the cock,penis,one eyed willie

put your ankel spanker away

by getch1er January 1, 2007

chicken spanker

n. Any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. Very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. Possibly vegan, probably a coward or French.

"Look at that chicken spanker over there protesting the war"

by dizzave September 18, 2006