money spanker

1) Derogatory British term for a foolish/idiotic/stupid person. Synonym of wanker.
2) A delicious alcoholic drink best described on BrokeAss Gourmet.

You're a fucking wanker, you money spanker!

by trojan_marxist May 5, 2009

Spanker

Also referred to as SPNKR, this term is used to define something that transcends the rank of "banger" and one ups the phrase "this slaps"

"Macintosh Plus is an absolute spanker of a song

by hingedurethra February 11, 2020

Spanker

A very fine person or "thing"

#spanker

"That's a spanker of an idea!"

by xxDodgeXX June 23, 2018

spankers

(UK Northern) Adjective: A description of a newly bought item, as in 'brand-spanking-new'.

See also: preggers (pregnant), bonkers (mad), Cheggers (beloved tv presenter)

Don't walk in the mud with those shoes, they're spankers

by papajonesjr March 26, 2021

Spanker 5000

my netherite shovel with sharp 5 and unbreaking 3

it can kill

(insert player name here) was slain by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ using Spanker 5000

by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ January 8, 2021

Pingo-Spanker

Pingo Spanker is the non-formal definition of someone whom, when sees an opportunity, will scream Pingo, and spanks the person in front of them.
Pingo; is slang for ass.

"Oh, That motherfuckin' Pingo-Spanker hit me."
"PINGOOOOOOH" *Slaps ass*

by Dictionaire Exclamaire June 13, 2019

yank spanker

(NOUN)
A ballbusting term of endearment from one guy to another that accuses them of yanking their penis to masturbate.

Syn: Masturbator Tosser

"Hey, what's up you fucking yank spanker?"

by crackerlicious December 18, 2009