smackman

Somebody who, on Halo online, after killing somebody, smacks them with their gun while they are dead on the ground.

Shadow_11: *whack* *whack* *whack* HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Red_Devil_7: Stop it, you f*cking smackman.
Shadow_11: AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

by Fire King October 17, 2004

Spaceman

when you masturbate for so long the air accumulates from the front end to the back end, creating an ass blast so hard to go to space.

dude 1: dude i just spaceman'd last week so hard i didnt come back til today
dude 2: holy shit

by bigniknok June 22, 2019

Spaceman

Freud's god.

'That girlfriend of yours is a fucking schizo.'
'Cool it dude, you're starting to sound like the Spaceman.'

by MC Impious December 16, 2008

spaceman

a delicate confectionary, like the angel from barbarella, blissfully unaware of his own budding homosexuality and yet ripe for the picking like the most exotic of orchids, rim him with vigour and conviction

spaceman as in fill my 'space' man

by gazzamongo July 24, 2008

Spaceman_spiff

someone who thinks he can defy Rule # 1

Spaceman_spiff: nero your a douche

Nero: no i'm not, rule # 1

Spiff: yes you are

Nero: no i'm not, cuz i'm teh juggernaut bitch also rule # 1

by Logan-943 May 16, 2009

spaceman

The most sick and disguisting act involving sex...

It's where a man takes a shit (or a number two if you prefer) inside of a woman's pussy after licking it until wet.

WOW!!!

nothing need be said about the spaceman

by spacemonkey? November 1, 2008

spacemance

a Myspace romance.

can you believe all the spacemance going on?

by Mickey Darling August 6, 2009