Heather Spacker

Heather Spacker is basiclly a spacker. She is very bubbly and energetic. When Casualty Theme tune starts to play maan she goes CRAZY! Her favourite things include - Eating Lampshades, being the best spacker she ccan be and singing and dancing to Casualty! She tries to be like the cookie monster by singing and dancing to her best friend, Gay who is her special pretend Elmo. Heather enjoys her yummy diet of ham and Jam sandwiches and Lampshades - her favourite flavour are the green ones. Miss Spacker also likes eating Gay's bogeys - Yummy.

Dude 1 - Maan that girl is craaazy.

Dude 2 - I know right, she must be a heather spacker.

Dude 1 - Heather What? She is pretty hot.

*Heather eats one of gays bogeys which she keeps in her special bogey tin*

Dude 1 - Okay -maybe not. :L

by Sloth73 August 19, 2011

spacker

A phrase used in some parts of the UK, prominently among students and teenagers. The phrase is basically Retard but with an S

Timmy: Bob can you pass that book?

Bob: Nah fuck off you spacker.

Timmy: What does “spacker” mean?

Bob: Retard but with an S

by CouldBeWorse February 15, 2020

Spacker

Any person that follows the UK Labour Party

Me. Just voicing my opinion

Lefty. You can’t have one because you’re a gammon.

Me. Stfu you left leaning Spacker

by Gradders71 January 8, 2024

spacker

jake is a fucking spacker who is always having a stinker

jake their going A you spacker

by king of all spackers June 6, 2021

Spackered Toast

When someone with a mental retardation ie. a downy, is buttering your toast and dribbles a bit on the toast and spreads it in.

Jamail Damn Tyrone you did Spackered Toast again
Tyrone I didn't mean too dribbles a bit more

by Inkle little dinkle January 9, 2013

spacker

another way of saying retard

“miley mcgill is a fucking spacker”

by baddiexxxx September 22, 2025

spacker morty boumb singe

a person with severe mental or physical disability

finn picker is the biggest spacker morty boumb singe known to mankind

by jame dahr November 18, 2022