Minge Spacker

A male who, during sex, after the female screams 'harder' pulls out a spatular and slaps the womens genitalia until she screams stop.

this is a type of bondage.

Guy - Check that gash ova there bladdd, OI MY SIZE.

*Girl walks over to speak to him*

Guy - what you up to tonight babe? fancy letting me minge spack you?

Girl - NARRR im not into bondage.

*Girl walks back to her friends*

Girl - i wouldnt bother with him hes a minge spacker.

by ManchesterMCFC February 10, 2009

charity spacker

Someone heavily involved in the Universities Charities Campaign - goes out tin shaking across the nation, and has a very smug perpetual grin.

Watch out, here comes another charity spacker with a collecting tin.

by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

Dirty Spacker

The term used when a person is dirty and a spack.
The term can only be used when a person is both of these characteristics.

"Hi Tom"
"Hi you Dirty Spacker"

by Supreme Chancellor Hughsie December 15, 2016

spacktard [spacker]

Cross between a spacker and a retard.

i knew you'd forget your key to the front door spacktard spacker.

by ben parkinson December 18, 2007

Chat Spacker

A cyber bully. By using words online to offend others you become a chat spacker.

Tom: Dave was calling me names online last night.

Sally: Ah, he's such a Chat Spacker, ignore him.

by malcomthird December 8, 2009

Heather Spacker

Heather Spacker is basiclly a spacker. She is very bubbly and energetic. When Casualty Theme tune starts to play maan she goes CRAZY! Her favourite things include - Eating Lampshades, being the best spacker she ccan be and singing and dancing to Casualty! She tries to be like the cookie monster by singing and dancing to her best friend, Gay who is her special pretend Elmo. Heather enjoys her yummy diet of ham and Jam sandwiches and Lampshades - her favourite flavour are the green ones. Miss Spacker also likes eating Gay's bogeys - Yummy.

Dude 1 - Maan that girl is craaazy.

Dude 2 - I know right, she must be a heather spacker.

Dude 1 - Heather What? She is pretty hot.

*Heather eats one of gays bogeys which she keeps in her special bogey tin*

Dude 1 - Okay -maybe not. :L

by Sloth73 August 19, 2011

spickerpickerupper

A hispanic male whose occupation involves picking up injured hispanics and transporting them to nearby hospitals; a Mexican ambulance driver.

"Mr. Lopez is making a lot of money now that has a job as a spickerpickerupper."

"Call the spickerpickerupper...Juan has cut his rear end up really bad!"

"Could you send a spickerpickerupper to my house as quickly as possible? My husband was shot while he was robbing the local convenience store."

by www.LMNOP.com February 13, 2007