Sometime Friend

When someone only acts like your friend sometimes. When it is good for them.

Joe: why don't you hangout with them anymore
Becks: i've became there sometime friend
Joe: wow what asses
Becks: yeah i know

by BieberHomey February 25, 2010

we should do something sometime

an excuse for someting to say at the end of conversations or after meeting with an old friend.

hey carla! i havnt seen you in ages!
yeah.. we should do something sometime...
sure thing!

by Qwerty April 21, 2004

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.

Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.

by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013

sometimer

Fake people who pretend to like you when in reality they hate you and will use you for what you can do for them.
they are cool with you some times, some times they are not

Look at that sometimer over there- He asked me for a ride to the club last week but now he acts like he doesnt know me.

by Ced F. February 13, 2005

Sometimes puppies are brown

From comedian Louis C.K. Initially referred to inane, inconsequential comments made by children which have no impact on the world or life. Can be applied to any pointless comment made by someone of any age.

"Daddy, I have to tell you something, you have to stop what you are doing and listen!" Kneeling down, "Yes honey?" "Daddy, sometimes puppies are brown."

by slushiesybil74 November 12, 2009

Sometimes

1. Never
2. At no time in the past or future; on no occasion; not ever

Razi sometimes has good ideas.

by eenbean41 August 2, 2012

Secret Societies

societies that work in secret that plan to take over the world,Wealthy people are members; see Illuminati, Skull and Bones, Bilderberg, Freemasons

Secret Societies must be stopped

by ac January 16, 2004