sorting the rabbit

Connoting a brief but satisfying sexual act. Usually after arriving home from the airport and before seeing friends for the first time.

When are you getting here?

Just arrived home, sorting the rabbit quick

by Kinky Kumposer January 5, 2014

Softener

Something a man thinks of when he is aroused to help him lose his erection.

My boss is so hot, I have to keep a picture of mom on my desk as a softener.

by Airen521 February 7, 2021

Crusty Softener

The sexual act of licking a butt hole with hardened poop leftovers. Often staining the teeth or giving bad breath.

Guy 1: Yo how did last night go with your girl?

Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.

by psycho_words March 15, 2011

Stool Softener

An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.

"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."

by RunawayPanda January 19, 2014

Soreen

A large mammal comparitive to a killer whale but MUCH LARGER

the discover another planet;
no thats just a soreen floating in space

by The Penning Critic March 4, 2010

soetens

A typical definition for somebody with a higher form of intelligence, a very uncommon mix of social skills, leadership, good taste and sheer brilliance.

A Soetens can save your day !
Another Soetens won the nobel prize yesterday.

by Noam Chomsky September 1, 2004

soitenly

"Certainly", as expressed by Jerome Horwitz, better known as "Curly" of the "Three Stooges." Translated from the original Brooklynese.

Please be aware the "L" is silent, thus the pronunciation is "Soiten'y." Follow this rule to avoid unnecessary social embarrassment.

Reverend: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Husband: Why, soitenly!

by malbuff November 28, 2012