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Social Media Whore

A person who has a psychological need to receive @replies and pings on twitter, attention at tweetups, facebook status update comments, and facebook likes.

This person usually becomes aroused almost sexually by seeing or hearing themselves or about themselves on social media websites.
"Dude this chick thinks she's the shit cause @aplusk is following her on twitter...Yeah, she's she's just a social media whore"
by yiseowl December 3, 2009
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Social Espionage

The act of taking a picture with your phone and then immediately posting it to a social networking site or sites without the subjects knowledge.
John: We're you at that rager last night?

Steve: Yes, and that dick Tommy took a photo of me groping a stripper with his phone and posted it to facebook, a real act of social espionage...needless to say my wife put my dick back on the mantle.
by jasbra January 7, 2010
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Social Problem

An individual (usually drunk) who inflicts problems upon society by yelling, fighting and/or vandalizing, all in public.
Jeff: Did you see Mike last night???
Chad: Yea, that social problem threw 3 oscillating fans at a car.
by -Chadillac- January 16, 2009
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social juggernaut

one who is acquainted with approximately 95% of a given social strata.
Jermyn knows everybody in the pit, he's a social juggernaut.
by jacklinks0982 September 13, 2009
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social reject

social reject = no friends
-- cant socialy interact
Discord kid 1: ur a social reject
You: oh....
by ajkakd May 26, 2021
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social dose

The quantity of a mind-altering substance which does not impair the user's ability to functionally converse. This dosage can a be highly (no pun intended) subjective, depending not only upon the substance and the user, but also the peripheral circumstances.
When David Hasselhoff's cheeseburger starts falling apart, that's a sure sign that Mr. Hasselhoff has surpassed his social dose of alcohol for the evening.

You might THINK you're on a social dose of david lee roth, but you are acting like an overbearing coked-up bastard.

The girls didn't know much about mixing alcohol with pills, so their 'social dose' of Xanax and Smirnoff Ice led to blackouts and xanaps.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 27, 2010
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champagne socialist

A champagne socialist is someone who talks about and identifies themselves as being someone on the left wing, for example a socialist or communist, but lives a life of indulgence in extremely trivial and material things.
"Dave told me he's a socialist the other day"

"ha, yeah, a champagne socialist more like. Have you seen his new iphone?"
by Jaqen H'gar January 11, 2015
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