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SelFish

The photograph you take on your cell phone of yourself and the Catch of the Day.
Bob posted a SelFish of a walleye he caught on the Columbia today.
by WrightKross May 29, 2014
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selfish cunt

a British based Art-Punk band, the group was originally led by 2 members, the rather androgynous lead singer Martin Tomlinson, and guitarist Patrick Constable but the group has now has a Bassist and Drummer. The group are known for rather offensive song titles and lyrics, and shouldn't be really taken seriously.
Some Of Selfish Cunt's songs worth finding
Fuck The Poor
Britain Is Shit
My Prerogative
by KDB November 11, 2006
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selfish smartness

when some one is smarted for their own selfish needs(i.e.they learn things or know things they typicly wouldnt inless they need it)
rob: yo john wats today

john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday

rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can
by theamazingyuu March 23, 2010
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Selfish

lacking consideration for others , Usually wants his cake and eat it too!!
Shamrock walks around this world like his shit don't stink. He's selfish and is never mindful of others people feelings.
by Juno Fierce March 12, 2019
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selfishness

Selfishness, or the concern with one's own interests, is a virtue.
The Virtue of Selfishness by Ayn Rand.
by ASL? February 17, 2006
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Selfishlessly

He selfishlessly gave up the last beer.
by Paganmouse July 20, 2009
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selfish

Thank you, anti-yankee, for yet another tasteless diatribe on why everyone in the United States is evil because the American GOVERNMENT is a bunch of selfish wankers. I'm surprised that you failed to mention that the money that Bush pledged comes from the EXISTING U.S. budget for foreign aid, not an additional sum to add onto the whole.

Yes, I'm an American and I knew that. You can stop staring, it's rude.

The problem with you good people of Europe is your overwhelming impulse to condescend to everyone from the U.S. that you can get your hands on, so you can launch into another diatribe about how us, the many, are evil because of the actions of our government, the few. It gets really irritating after a while, not to mention how you operate on the assumption that we don't already KNOW any of this.

In other words: piss off, you bloody wanker.
Frenchwoman: Hey, American, why are you taxing my beef unfairly?
Yank #1: You mean me, or just my government? Because I don't remember ever having signed a tariff on French agricultual products that I happen to disagree with.
Frenchwoman: ...never mind.

Dutchman: You Americans, you're all such puritans!
Yank#2: Are we ALL puritans? I mean, how can you call me a puritan while I'm smoking a joint in an Amsterdam strip club.
Dutchman: Uhhh...

Brit: You Americans are all so selfish! Why did you give so little aid after the tsunami last December?
Yank #3: Are we truly ALL selfish? Because I just mailed a check to Oxfam, in addition to another I gave to Doctors Without Borders last week, and the one to the Red Cross on December 27.
Brit: ...okay, fine. Not ALL Americans are like that.
by Anti anti-Yankee April 21, 2005
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