Cock Slash

When someone literally whips out his cock and slashes another person/object/animal with it. It is one of the most ridicilious ways of 'pwning' someone. Instead of saying "owned"/"pwned", you can say "Cock slashed".

Man, did you see how I 'cock slashed' that noob ?

by Big Dick Player February 9, 2009

Ghetto Splash

The art of riding your dual sport motorcycle with unsuspecting dumbasses, and when they get close enough you jump off the road into the most filthy mud hole you can find,drenching them in the nastiest most stagnant water known to man.Hopefully it has tampons and dirty diapers floating in it. usually in a ghetto environment

wow, you really Ghetto Splashed Ted good. What an idiot. Josh too

by racer corky August 14, 2010

the hash slinging slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

I was at home alone when, out of nowhere, the Hash Slinging Slasher murdered me.

by The Hash Slinging Slasher May 20, 2016

splash waterfalls

To get that pussy like a slip n slide, also a hot song by the one and only Ludacris

John: "Yo man did you take home roxanne last night?"
Jer: "Yea bro, she had those splash waterfalls, slid into that shit like a thief in the night."

by Sensei Splash April 12, 2017

huevos splash

Aftershave for your testicles after you shave them. coined by Pablo Francisco.

Being a male dancer is hard , so thats why I use Huevos Splash. "Huevos Splash you sexy Mother Fucker"

by SubzeroNinja January 29, 2006

splash spot

The wet spot left on a guy's clothing after some girls splash him.

When Bradley went down to the creek to smoke some weed, Cindy and her friends followed him. He came back all shaky with a big splash spot on his shirt, so I pointed at it and said, "Ooh, Bradley got splashed!" He turned bright red and we girls all had a good laugh. Poor boy! He was so embarrassed! It must have been quite a thrill, though.

by Annie April 5, 2009

splashin' punkins

(splashin•PUNK•enz) n. a loud splashing bowel movement. based on the imagined sound of pumpkins being dropped into water.

I ate , like, four frozen burritos and had some serious splashin' punkins!

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006