The Shittening

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere

"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"

by ultimatetroll69 April 29, 2019

floor shitter

Someone who takes a shit on the floor in a public bathroom and leaves it there.

Todd: I took a shit on the floor at CVS today because the toilet was too disgusting to use.

Mike: I didn't know you were a floor shitter.

by cookc123 October 7, 2013

Serial Shitter

Some kid at Dublin Jerome that keeps taking shits and then smears it on the the wall of the stalls. The suspect also shoves shit in the hand dryers so when you turn them on they shoot crap all over the place. On top of that they put the crap in the TP holder so you get shit on on your hands when you reach to get some. This person will probably be eaten alive by Parking Lot Pete

I heard the Serial Shitter struck again.

by ParkingLotPete2 November 5, 2010

shittea

shitty tea
any kind of tea that is not liked by the general population.

Lisa was sick and wanted to drink some tea, but all she had in her house was shittea.

by fhaing January 27, 2008

Shittang

n. - shǐt-tǎng

Another word for shithole, pig sty, or a messy room.
An unpleasant place to be... due to being so filthy.
Can be filled with trash, feces, maggots, flies, and rats.

Clyde: "I'm getting tired of this shittang. I'm leaving."

Nellie: "Jimmy, quit masturbating and clean out this damn shittang!!"

by mrdonn November 15, 2011

Shittercockin

Def1. The wrong hole at the wrong time.

Def2. When life happens..
Def3. A word for being in an unwanted state of mind in both heads.

Def4. To give emphasis on something or someone.

Ex1. “Babe!?! I’ve got a shittercockin, I thought you showered.”
Ex2. “Shittercockin”
Ex3. “What In the shittercockin?!”
Ex4. *stubs toe* “shittercockin”

by ILack June 14, 2022

Swiss Shitter

A term describing overpriced Swiss made beater watches that cater to people with issues (e.g. inferiority complex, erectile dysfunction, cuckoldry, massive overdose of Hodinkee content) poor knowledge at best about the wonders of true horology spearheaded by superior Japanese watchmaking.

"How's your journey as a watch aficionado doing?"
- "I'm done with dark turtlenecks and Swiss shitters. I'll better be starting to sell hommage watches that look like cheap ones. Ok ciao."

by Grand Seiko Owner November 30, 2022