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Don't drop the soap!

1. A remark made to someone being hauled off to jail, particularly someone you dislike. Once in jail, you imply that if the person (a male) drops a bar of soap in the shower, they will be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Thus, with there buttocks spread and in clear sight, will be subject to anal rape by a fellow inmate.
"Don't drop the soap!" I yelled as the burglar was taken away by the police from my home. His eyes began to tear up as he anticipated that hot, steamy shower.
by Michael J. M. April 21, 2004
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no soap

Not happening. Whatever was tried, failed.
Rick: So you asked Suzy out. How did it go ?
Geno: No soap. She turn me down flat.
by gammarock November 6, 2005
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soapsucker

When he was a little boy, his momma made sure he was a frequent soapsucker.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019
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snapscat

A verb that refers to the act of transmitting your "scat" (in this case another word for fecal related imagery) towards a fellow recipient on the popular smartphone-app Snapchat
Friend nr.1
Look! Albert just sent me a picture on Snapchat!

Friend nr.2
Wow really?! let me see!
AAAW jesus fuck why would anyone send snapscat?!
that shit is sooo 2013.......
by By våne October 7, 2013
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Cutting the soap

The act of farting in such a manner that the overall air quality of a location is actually improved, due to the odor of the fart being less offensive than the smell already permeating throughout the location.
"Good Lord!! Someone's been Cutting the Soap in here!! It smells like Apple Strudel!! It covers the odor of my festering toe nicely!! Well done that person!!"
by BangBangLuckyLuke June 26, 2016
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Drop the soap

When you drop the soap in prison and a mans rapes you.
*drop the soap* oh no * picks it up* uhhhh ah get that out of me uhhh.
by Shit all the names taken November 13, 2019
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soap opera

A monotonous television drama that is on everyday, five days a week, 52 weeks out of the year. Soap operas are known for their attrocious acting, their unrealistically attractive women who have had 5 or 6 plastic surgeries.

On a soap opera the average age difference between a parent and child is roughly 8 years. (Yes, usually a 40 year old woman on a soap will have a son that is over 30)

On any given soap opera episode there are anywhere from 3-6 different storylines, usually interrelated somehow. Every few years or so, the same episodic material is completely recycled. Soap operas are all about couples seeking to elope because their families are enemies. On most soaps there are between 15-30 characters broken down into 2 or 3 families. Someway the families know each other. Either they are business partners or elsewhere.

A soap opera is a show where you can't go 5 minutes without seeing a tampon commercial.

In every soap, in every scene their is a fireplace in the background and a tote of wine.

A soap opera is a show to watch for people with a lot of time on their hands or don't have a life!!!
Mom: Oh, how wonderful, Ridge is about to propose to Brooke!

Me: What is this the 23rd time?

That's a soap opera
by hatelife677 July 7, 2009
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