The beer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.
Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower beer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower beer.
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower beer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower beer.
by Dustwel October 9, 2009
Get the shower beer mug.a) Time you've given yourself to shower after deciding to jerk off before an event.
b) Typically before work, meeting someone for an activity or dinner, or school.
c) Searching for the perfect porn scene typically takes precedence over getting ready on time, limiting the time to shower.
b) Typically before work, meeting someone for an activity or dinner, or school.
c) Searching for the perfect porn scene typically takes precedence over getting ready on time, limiting the time to shower.
Friend 1 , "Sorry buddy, I had to rush to get ready..."
Friend 2 , "One Minute Shower huh?"
Friend 1 , "Yeah, too many good scenes."
Friend 2 , "One Minute Shower huh?"
Friend 1 , "Yeah, too many good scenes."
by yellowjacket_34 October 27, 2008
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Something some of y’all never heard of because you smell like ass everyday thinking that bealls outlet 7 dollar perfume gonna help.
by Realiststatements June 30, 2019
Get the Take a shower mug.Someone who takes a mad shit while cleaning themselves in the shower and then proceeds to play with it
Dave: "hey man what did you do today."
Troy: "I took a shit in the shower."
Dave: "God damn your a shower shitter gross."
Troy: "I took a shit in the shower."
Dave: "God damn your a shower shitter gross."
by Cladacuis_rigby July 14, 2021
Get the Shower shitter mug.Like a regular shower, but with a cocktail. Could be at cocktail hour, or could be at 10 AM. A cocktail shower is appropriate at any time of day.
Friend 1: You seem happy today!
Friend 2: Yeah! I've been having a cocktail shower before bed! Always puts a smile on my face!
Friend 2: Yeah! I've been having a cocktail shower before bed! Always puts a smile on my face!
by LongBombs May 13, 2020
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The fee for a Trump Tower Golden Shower is a mere 100 K, about the same as a single tryst with any of the famous centerfolds.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
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