snowjob

The process in which a line of coke is placed on an erected penis, a woman snorts it and then proceeds to give it a blowjob.

Man, those sista's almost ate my dick up last night with them snowjobs!

by don ñemo August 13, 2005

peoria snowjob

When your friend goes inside early during a smoke break and you cover his or her car in snow, as if a snow plow has blocked them in. Originated in Peoria, IL.

Friend - "Dude, that pansy ducked out early, you wanna give him an old fashioned peoria snowjob?"

Friend #2 - "Oh fuck yea brah, lets get that turd."

by PeoriaSnowSpecialist February 5, 2010

Snowjob

When you eat a snowmans booty

¨I ain't gay but I'd give Olaf a snowjob.¨

by goldenpikachu14 November 8, 2017

John Snowjob

When she gives you an unexpected blowjob during Game of Thrones and John Snow happens to be on the screen.

Last night she gave me a John snowjob.

by loloololololol August 15, 2017

snowjob

When a man puts his penis between a lactating woman's breasts and proceeds to titty fuck her. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman squeezes her nipples causing breast milk to flow over her breasts as the man is ejaculating, creating a blizzard of bliss over the woman's now snow-capped mountains.

Guy 1: Oh, man! I just found out I got my girlfriend pregnant!
Guy 2: How come you are so excited?
Guy 1: Dude. Are you crazy? Now I can give her a snowjob!

by Senor Sueno December 20, 2010

abominable snowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob, spits it in her hand, then smacks you across the face and punches you in the nuts

I was enjoying my blowjob until my girlfriend pulled an abominable snowjob on me!

by filthy pirate hooker October 21, 2014

snowjob

When a female gives a male a blowjob, but seconds before commencing, she puts snow/ ice cubes in her mouth. This feels weird for both participants, since the freezing sensation can cause temporary numbness in curtain spots. Enjoy.

That snowjob last night almost made my dick freeze off man.

by Yotam F October 29, 2007